maybe I should make a pinned About post

local idiot gets kneaded
he bites the hand that kneads him
usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets
just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we’re talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what’s really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we’d just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone’s complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it’s a good thing i’m not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i’d wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs
the way people will write tags like this
yeah um it’s the “innate distrust against jews” part that you openly admitted to that makes you an antisemite
nah my distrust is BIG big. as a south african these jewish people came here and were classifed as WHITE and enjoyed the SHIT outta colonialism, apartheid, and oppressing Africans so hell no they’re not fucking oppressed. they move around the world very much as oppressors & somehow always manage to think they’re the ones oppressed/victims/beyond critique. not today, satans. not today.
if you distrust us so bad, why are you so quick to admit it?
lol. lmao, even at the TERF-antisemite interface
Siri remind me which were the first books burned by the Nazis?
always remember the Final Girl Code:
- do it alone
- do it scared
- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to
hey if there are any witches out there reading this can you do a spell or something to make the hiring manager hire me for this job I just interviewed for pleeeeaassse
im sorry but when DECOLONIZE PALESTINE DOT COM, which is RUN BY PALESTINIANS, affirms that a one state solution and the end of ethnonationalist government in the holy land does NOT mean the jewish population should be expelled, you as a white westerner look really, really silly saying it does. and this goes for both paranoid zionists and antisemitic leftists who are thrilled at the concept
This is also very similar to what indigenous people on Turtle Island (North America) have been saying about #landback. From what I learned from my Indigenous studies classes, #landback would mean ceding power over the land back to Indigenous people, not kicking you personally out of your house, or making you go to Europe or something.