they put bugs in him :(

worlds dumbest bitch award goes to me for the 28th consecutive year for my role in "being alive", thank you once again to the academy

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21:46 22 October 20232

maybe I should make a pinned About post

  
0:24 29 October 2023591

stickercase:

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hamtaro by shogakukan-shueisha productions

  
16:01 28 October 2023115604

assassinregrets:

imlizy:

unlawfulroach:

local idiot gets kneaded

he bites the hand that kneads him

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8:01 28 October 202372983

givemeurveins:

chirasul:

papasmoke:

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we’re talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what’s really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we’d just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone’s complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it’s a good thing i’m not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i’d wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs

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0:38 28 October 2023326

sayruq:

BREAKING: Total blackout on the internet and communications in Gaza now, paramedics can’t be reached or dispatched, and heavy Israeli attacks the likes of which "we've never seen before," says a friend of mine in Gaza. "This is the first time Israel has cut off the entire phone… pic.twitter.com/TPGT2MzJGZ  — kakasloi (@kakasloi) October 27, 2023ALT
BREAKING: Palestinian Red Crescent says it has lost contact with its operations headquarters in Gaza  — The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) October 27, 2023ALT
IOF bomber jets, artillery and warships have been bombing Gaza nonstop for 30 minutes straight.  Gaza's last remaining internet cable has been destroyed. The country is practically blacked out.  Reports are saying up to a hundred (100) planes are bombing Gaza right now. pic.twitter.com/qoqIz8GKqk  — روني الدنماركي (@Aldanmarki) October 27, 2023ALT
⚡️ Heavy bombardment with internationally banned poisonous phosphorus in intermittent parts of the #Gaza Strip  — Middle East Observer (@ME_Observer_) October 27, 2023ALT
⚡️President of the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies: Civilians are being subjected to the heaviest bombing #Gaza has ever witnessed  — Middle East Observer (@ME_Observer_) October 27, 2023ALT
  
19:44 27 October 20231184

hero-israel:

tributary:

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art-lover-genderhater:

tributary:

the way people will write tags like this

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yeah um it’s the “innate distrust against jews” part that you openly admitted to that makes you an antisemite

nah my distrust is BIG big. as a south african these jewish people came here and were classifed as WHITE and enjoyed the SHIT outta colonialism, apartheid, and oppressing Africans so hell no they’re not fucking oppressed. they move around the world very much as oppressors & somehow always manage to think they’re the ones oppressed/victims/beyond critique. not today, satans. not today.

if you distrust us so bad, why are you so quick to admit it?

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lol. lmao, even at the TERF-antisemite interface

Siri remind me which were the first books burned by the Nazis?

  
19:41 27 October 202313722

manywinged:

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

  
19:40 27 October 202394

purple-pigeon-art:

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Furry potato (guinea pig)

  
19:38 27 October 202389396

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19:35 27 October 20233

hey if there are any witches out there reading this can you do a spell or something to make the hiring manager hire me for this job I just interviewed for pleeeeaassse

  
17:11 27 October 202315974

salt-blog:

zaubermaerchen:

im sorry but when DECOLONIZE PALESTINE DOT COM, which is RUN BY PALESTINIANS, affirms that a one state solution and the end of ethnonationalist government in the holy land does NOT mean the jewish population should be expelled, you as a white westerner look really, really silly saying it does. and this goes for both paranoid zionists and antisemitic leftists who are thrilled at the concept

This is also very similar to what indigenous people on Turtle Island (North America) have been saying about #landback. From what I learned from my Indigenous studies classes, #landback would mean ceding power over the land back to Indigenous people, not kicking you personally out of your house, or making you go to Europe or something.

  
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